Showing posts with label Before and After. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Before and After. Show all posts

Monday, July 11, 2011

Stalking the Burrow: How it all began

"It has kind of a potty-training color scheme," I said to Nate, as the car crawled up the dead end street, eying the yellow vinyl siding and brown metal trim.

It was Autumn of 2007, and we'd bundled up, jumped in the car, and begun a series of stalky drive-bys. We were casing the Burrow. It had been on the market for quite some time, described as a "bungalow". Now, I have always loved the Craftsman style bungalows, with their open floor plans, built in shelving units, deep eaves, and exposed rafters. This was no bungalow.

"You can paint that." Nate said. "And I'd put wood siding on it. I hate vinyl siding."

"What about that fence?" I asked. It was a rusted, wire farmhouse fence, held up by rusting metal posts. "That's pretty ugly."

"Well, you can change the fence." I craned my neck backward as we passed what had to be the world's widest driveway and continued to the top of the street.

We'd been married for four years; I'd been graduated from college for three. We were ready to change things up, try out our wings. We talked about packing a U-Haul and driving cross-country to California. We made several trips to Portland, Maine, looking at houses there. We were pretty serious about getting out of the Valley. And then my brother was killed in Iraq.

Suddenly life was too short, and there wasn't enough time to be around the people you loved. I realized that the only place I wanted to be right then was near my parents and my sisters, Nate's family, which had become my own, and around the friends who had stuck by and supported us.

We parked at the top of the dead end street and crunched across the gravel to the trail head.

"You gotta admit, it's a pretty killer location," Nate grinned, as we stepped into the woods. And it was. The Burrow sits at the bottom of a small mountain, most of which is protected state park. This offers all kinds of advantages, including the fact that the quiet dead end road will never become a through way.

Almost immediately after stepping through the wall of leaves and onto forest path, we came to a trickling stream spanned a little wooden footbridge. It was the first of the many hidden charms we found on the path that day. It winds along the barb-wired edge of a cow pasture. Occasionally, the views open up so that you can see the Valley rippling away into the hills. We smiled at each other. It was the Mountain that sold us on the Burrow.

"What's that thing in the yard?" I asked, as the car inched back by the house.

"I have NO idea." Nate said. We shamelessly stopped in front of the yard. (Let me just say here that since we moved in, a couple of other houses on the street have gone up for sale. We now know exactly how creepy we looked during this period of repeated drive-bys.)

At this time of year, the yard was brown. And right in the middle of the brown yard, there was this...thing. I assumed it was some kind of plant. It looked more like an anemone made of sticks, only nine feet tall. The thing was enormous, and it's stick-like fingers flexed and pointed in the breeze. "It's like an Ent." I said.

"The first thing I'm gonna do if we move in here is rip that thing out." Nate said. He eased onto the gas, and we turned out of C street and headed back home. As we drove away, I squinted back at the property. "Geez, there sure are a lot of sheds."

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Take that, Creepy Basement! (Storage: Before and After)

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There are many things I love about this house. The storage situation is not one of them. Don't get me wrong, there is plenty of storage. There is a whole, creepy basement, an attic that needs to be cleaned up, a garage full of junk, an attic over the garage and twenty-five sheds (give or take).

But other than two bedroom closets, there is really nowhere to put anything that you might want to use regularly. There is no linen closet, no pantry, and just a couple of cabinets in the kitchen (no, really, just a couple). We have tried to make up for this by bringing in lots of furniture. In some cases it works well. The dresser that Jan helped us make over into a buffet (affectionately known as Excalibur) serves well in the kitchen as a tiled counter-top and storage for silverware, spices, tupperware and pans. In other cases (the dvd shelf squeezed behind our couch that only holds about two thirds of our dvds) our storage solutions have been utter failures.

Today I am going to tackle the narrow stairway down to the basement. I mentioned before that our basement is creepy. Don't think for a minute that this picture captures the creepiness. Yes, it is gross, and dark, but the basement is worse, by far. There are so many weird rooms built into it by previous owners, and so many cobwebs from fifty years of neglect...and don't even get me started on the Hannibal Lecter room. That is a post for another day.

Today, we will just focus on the stairway. Here is the place where we try to store anything related to routine house maintenance that we might need handy. Light bulbs, brooms, vacuum cleaners, plastic bags, scented candles (don't ask me why those are there). Our brilliant idea so far has been to hang shopping bags off of the huge nails that someone pounded into the wall and stuff these odds and end randomly into them.

The result is that you can't ever find anything and stuff falls out of the bags onto the stairs all the time. This creates a hazard zone, because the narrow, dark stairs become littered with easy to step on odds and ends (like picture frame hangers), and easy to slip on plastic bags.

Why have we let it get to this point? Let me offer, in the way of an excuse, that the sheer volume of storage problems in the house and outlying sheds is overwhelming. I have no idea where to start. Until now.

A quick side-note...the door has no knob. I'm not really sure why. I've never put in a doorknob before, but I guess I'd better start looking into it.


(Time Lapse....Imagine a montage of me whisking the baby out of his crib, running to Target, gathering hardware and returning to organize the stairwell).

Tada!
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